Showing posts with label manchester. Show all posts
Showing posts with label manchester. Show all posts
Friday, 31 July 2015
Time to wake up
If you want to be in on the bottom floor here's a look at our new venue in Oldham. We open in September, but I'll try and keep you up to date with how it's all going on here.
Better still, join the email list here and get offers, inside info and nude portraits of me to savour.
This year it's GRASS a comedy drama, based on a true story about me and our rit. It was first performed in the 24/7 festival in 2010 and was nominated that year for MEN Award (obviously I didn't win or you would have heard).
Anyhow, I'm really excited about this project and I think you will be too.
Share me with a friend and my love for you will never end.
peace people
Wednesday, 11 March 2015
NEWS OF OUR WORLD
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Location:
Bury, UK
Saturday, 25 October 2014
Ghost Stories from Oldham & Uppermill
Ghost
stories from Oldham to Uppermill
On my last ghost walk in Uppermill a member of the audience came up to
me and asked if I was going to tell the story of the drowned woman. We were on the top of a footbridge crossing the
Huddersfield Canal so I didn’t think it a strange request, but this lady looked
me in the eyes and said “I have just seen the spirit of woman dressed in black
and she looked like they had just dragged her out of the canal”. I was indeed about to tell that same story
and I can tell you that when I did it had an even more chilling feel to it.
You meet all sorts when you are ghost walking, believers, sceptics,
spiritualists and the ones who have no idea, but love a good story. I tell 90 minutes of local ghost stories,
whether in Oldham or Uppermill but my favourite time is the interval. We always have a fifteen-minute break in a
Cafe or pub and that’s when the magic happens.
These people, this audience, having listened to me then start to open
up. They have told me amazing stories of
ghosts, or strange happenings in their lives.
From the dog spirit that lived (or possessed) a wardrobe for thirty
years to the spirit who didn’t like Bruce Forsythe and threw things across the
room when he was on telly.
When I started telling ghost stories I
sat firmly on the fence, now after 4 years I think I’ve seen and heard enough
to change my mind.
Oldham and Uppermill Ghost walks are for
kids and grown ups next week 29th, 30th, 31st October 2014
Oldham Kids walk start at 5pm – 6.30pm from outside the haunted
Oldham Coliseum
Oldham Ghost walk for the brave 8pm – 9.30pm
Uppermill Kids walk start at 5pm – 6.30pm from outside the
spooky Civic Hall
Uppermill Ghost walk for the brave 8pm-9.30pm
0161 652 602
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Location:
Oldham, UK
Monday, 10 March 2014
The truth isn’t out there.
Have you ever told a lie and regretted it?
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| Mark Whiteley as Burglar in Thick As Thieves |
About 10 years ago I wrote a comedy show about 2 burglars that I was going to take to the Edinburgh fringe festival, if
you've never visited Edinburgh festival you'll be amazed to know that there
about 2,500 different shows performing in one city over three weeks. As
you can imagine getting noticed at such a monster event is very difficult,
especially if its your first festival, your first play and you have no notable
celebrities in it.
I thought long and hard about making a splash, to come up with a
media coup that would ignite ticket sales, in the past you might remember Aaron
Barchak a
comedian who got through tight security at Windsor Castle to gate-crash
Prince Williams 21st birthday dressed as Osama bin Laden. His stunt
thrust him onto the front pages of the British press and sold him many tickets.
My idea wasn't as daring, my idea was quite conventional, my
idea was to tell the world that I was an ex burglar. The headline for my
press release was “Ex Burglar steals the show” - not brilliant, but
interesting. I sent off the emails to all the national and local press
and waited. And waited. And waited.
Nothing, not a jot, not even my local newspaper thought it was news
worthy. I was about to give up when I remembered Home Truths a BBC radio
show that took stories from the public and told them, so I mailed Home Truths
and within 2 hours they had rung me and booked me to talk to their legendary
host John Peel. Now, I must tell you that John Peel is no longer with us;
he was and still is a national treasure, I myself was a massive fan and ideally,
I wouldn’t want to lie to him, but we needed publicity.
Here’s a good game. Write
the words REFORMED BURGLAR in your internet search engine I know that if you
live in the UK you’ll come up with my story at the top of your search, indeed
you can still click and hear me telling my story. And yes ladies and gentlemen it is just a
story, just a made up story about a young kid dealing with low-level crime and
coming through it with the love of a good woman. I left the BBC studio pleased that this might
be heard and we may create a bit of interest in our Edinburgh show.
What came to pass was nothing more than astounding. I got no newspaper interest, but I did get a
call from a marketing executive for an insurance company who had heard my story
and wanted to pay me to go on a publicity drive to help keep homes safe over
the summer holidays. He wanted me to go
on the radio and give the burglars “inside’ story about keeping your home
safe. Now, I was and am a low paid
actor, my life is feast or famine, so if a wealthy company comes along and asks
me to play a part for them I have to say yes.
I studied home security advice from the police and put my own
spin on it and turned up to do the first of 48 radio interviews over two days. After the first day I was heard by T.V. producers
who wanted me to go on their shows and demonstrate to their viewers how to not
leave ladders against the bathroom window to keep safe. By the end of day two I was a Burgling
Celebrity in magazines, newspapers and web sites.
The aftermath was a little strange; I found that when there was
anything about theft or burglary in the news, lazy journalists would search the
internet for Reformed Burglars to get an opinion and my name would be top, over
the last 10 years I have graced many TV and Radio shows with my ex burglar act
and I’ll probably be doing it for years to come. So, if you asked me if I’d ever lied and
regretted I’d have to say, no, I’ve enjoyed almost every minute.
Location:
Oldham, UK
Thursday, 6 March 2014
Working for free.
What do you do if you're working in the arts as a performer and you have no work? I have worked many times for no money, in fact one of the best periods in my career started with a job for no money.
I was asked to do a rehearsed reading for the Nottingham Playhouse I wanted to meet the writer so I said yes and gave away 2 days for nothing. From that reading I was offered the lead part (my first lead role in my home town), from that part I was offered a new bigger agent, who worked really hard for me and helped me land many big TV and film roles. From this free play reading came a feature film, adverts and other lucrative work so for me working for free played off.
I have an idea, but I have no funding.
Do I invite young actors and offer them no money? Or do I not do the work till I have money to pay, which could be months away?
I want to pay everyone, but sometimes the pot is empty.
I was asked to do a rehearsed reading for the Nottingham Playhouse I wanted to meet the writer so I said yes and gave away 2 days for nothing. From that reading I was offered the lead part (my first lead role in my home town), from that part I was offered a new bigger agent, who worked really hard for me and helped me land many big TV and film roles. From this free play reading came a feature film, adverts and other lucrative work so for me working for free played off.
I have an idea, but I have no funding.
Do I invite young actors and offer them no money? Or do I not do the work till I have money to pay, which could be months away?
I want to pay everyone, but sometimes the pot is empty.
Location:
United Kingdom
Wednesday, 5 March 2014
How I write.
First of all, don't listen to anyone except yourself. You know if your work is any good, you don't need others to compliment you (but it does help).
lesson 1
Idea – the idea is the most important part of writing my stories. To me they usually come out of the blue and very quickly. I usually write a half page synopsis of every idea. If the idea is any good it stays with me, I think about it night and day and let it grow in my head.
lesson 1
Idea – the idea is the most important part of writing my stories. To me they usually come out of the blue and very quickly. I usually write a half page synopsis of every idea. If the idea is any good it stays with me, I think about it night and day and let it grow in my head.
Ideas I’ve never written are numerous. Some ideas stay with you
for years. One of my plays, GRASS took 5 years, until I could get all the
components to finish it. Sometimes it’s because I can’t think of the
end. I think sometimes as I get better at writing I’ll be able to do the
really mad ideas I have, I’m not good enough yet.
Ideas come from every where, friends, family, personal stories (Grass),
internet, newspapers, photographs, flyers (walk this way).
Lesson 2
Research - the world, the characters, the story. I
use the internet, the library and then I talk to people. This time can
take months, its writing but in your head mainly. At night before I go to
sleep I think about the problems in my story and I try to solve them.
Who are the characters, where do the characters live, work, their age,
etc? The answers to these questions shape your story and the lives of the
characters.
I write a graph for my characters like this. Every new play I
start writing notes about the story. The notebook and the graft is a
great source of information if I’m stuck.
I also write the story scene by scene where my hero is going - From Knife Edge
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Brian turns up and sets up theatre
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Brian gets annoyed by Alan, Brian invites Alan
on stage.
I don’t always stick to this, but it helps.
Lesson 3
Write – Before I write I need to know the end so I
know where I’m going. Think of it like a journey, get everyone in the car
and set off to your destination. Along the way you might meet some
interesting characters, your car might break down or there might be a massive
diversion, but you always know where you’re headed. I think how it is best to
start (usually slowly as an audience need time to settle) the middle part I
make up as I go along; it’s the organic stage that I love. If you’ve done
your research the middle should come easier. I like to get a first
draft finished quite quickly no matter how bad it may be. After
I’ve written something I usually leave it alone for a week or two then I come
back to edit.
What is it about? If a play were about love I would examine and
explore the depths and widths of love. Self love, young love, obsession,
loathing, lost love,
We write drama – what is drama? It is conflict, things rubbing
against each other. One says yes, the other says no. So my love story
wouldn’t be boy meets girl they live happily ever after – that’s
boring.
Lesson 4
Edit – when I edit I start with first draft and rip
it to bits. Never be scared to take things out, if it doesn’t work cut
it.
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Find
out what the plays about?
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More
in-depth Research, is the world and characters plausible? I want an
audience ideally to believe me and be carried away with the story and my
characters.
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Smooth
out the scenes, most of my first drafts are disjointed, I might repeat myself.
Re write. I have never finished writing a
play yet. Even as the play is being performed I’ll still be thinking,
tinkering.
Lesson 5
Structure - You need tension and excitement as well as climaxes.
and finally...
Rehearsed reading – if you’re planning to get the play on, try and get people to help you
listen to it. Plays are to be played by actors and actors are great at
finding all the holes for you. When a play is cast the actor will
concentrate all the attention on their part, they will underline or highlight
only their words or their actions, that’s what they’re (we’re trained to do).
If an actor comes up with something better steal it, the play will always
have your name on it. Knife Edge was read in front of an audience of
actors, writers, producers and directors – it was very nerve wracking, but a
good way to pick their brains.
I have a CSE in English
My story would be like Romeo and Juliet – two lovers who can’t be
together because of their families.
Labels:
manchester,
oldham,
producing,
theatre,
writing
Location:
Oldham, UK
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