Boat Song

I'm having a ball writing my new show. I'm writing about fame, my fame. I'm telling the story of my career thus far, lows and lows. The best thing so far is the single I'm going to release. yes, I'm releasing a song. Me and Jon Mee wrote and recorded a song in 1994, to protect the copyright we posted it to ourselves and never opened it. As I write there is an unopened envelope upstairs waiting to be unleashed on the world of pop. the last time I heard this song was when I performed it live of BBC radio Nottingham, during a talent contest. we got battered by a load of old people. The opening and first listen to the song will happen live of stage in Louth of all places.

bbc News 24

Last night I was called, again to give my opinion on a burglar. News 24 wanted to know what I thought about Bradley Wernham a 19 burglar who robbed 660 people down south. If you don't already know I was a convicted burglar in the 1980's, reeking havoc on the good people of Nottingham. Don't take my word for it, write "reformed burglar" in Google and see what it comes up with.

Red Riding Hood

Can I mention, if I already haven't, that Hard Graft Theatre will be producing our third piece of children's theatre in Saddleworth this Christmas. Because it's our third, we have already done Babushka and the Elves and the Shoemaker, we felt that we had to pick up our game and make it our best show ever. This year then, we have moved into a 200 seat venue at the Civic Hall and added another two weeks. It opens on the 7th December and runs until 31st December with two shows most days. Downstairs in my cellar is a six foot wolf, scary, but not too scary, and three foot dragon, called Davis.

Tickets have been on sale for two months at the Oldham Coliseum Box Office and I want to double last years audience and offer the young people of Greater Manchester a real alternative to Panto.

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Camp Amanda

My wife Jess with Amanda Holden with knickers on their heads. Jess has worked with Amanda many times down the years, this was the pair enjoying a weekend away at a posh camp site.