Wednesday 5 January 2011

To all retards out there


Just in case you've never seen my work or experienced my publicity I'd like to put things straight. After requests from 'people' i'd like to make this short but loud announcement.


AMANDA HOLDEN OR PIERS MORGAN WILL NOT BE APPEARING IN WHEN WILL I BE FAMOUS! I AM USING THEIR NAMES TO SELL MORE TICKETS, AS FAME, AS WE ALL KNOW, SELLS BETTER THAN A FAT BLOKE FROM NOTTINGHAM.

When every star raisers (is that how you spell raisers?) they are usually driven forward by something or someone bigger than themselves. Morecombe and Wise with the BBC, Abi Titmus and John Leslie, most reality show contestants and the red top media, its how people get on in this job, support acts become stars, eventually.

Lots of people in television and film would be no where without a little help from friends.

So, and this is where it gets boring, I thought I'd use Amanda Holden and Piers Morgan (as they have presented 'Britain's Got Talent' and my show was about a similar subject) and turn it on its head to entertain people. Amanda and Piers very kindly offered to film a little piece to camera for me to use in my show (hence why she is in my show, ) but it has caused some confusion with some retards somewhere.

so for the record, finally,
AMANDA HOLDEN OR PIERS MORGAN WILL NOT BE APPEARING IN WHEN WILL I BE FAMOUS!

Mark Whiteley however will be there and I'm very good!